Andrew J. Fletcher

( . Y . ) Correspondence (it’s funny!)

Actu­ally, I love cats.

A while back, an ex-girlfriend who I was clearly not over at the time asked me for a favor. I found the favor to be ridicu­lous, in fact, and I told her so in a cre­ative and long-winded fash­ion. Below is the cor­re­spon­dence. In hind­sight I real­ize I was chan­nel­ing David Thorne of 27b/6, and it may be the finest writ­ing I’ve ever done. The full cor­re­spon­dence is after the break, redacted to take out per­sonal infor­ma­tion, of course. If you know who this is, please don’t say. I’m only try­ing to embar­rass myself here.

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