July 21st, 2009 by Andrew

Computer_Flyer_SmallI’m hang­ing a shin­gle for myself: I fix com­put­ers, and I’d like to fix yours.

I’m going back to school in August and I need to start cre­at­ing a more flex­i­ble line of work for myself, some­thing that I can mold  and make work around my 16-hour aca­d­e­mic cal­en­dar. I’ve got 10 years expe­ri­ence fix­ing com­put­ers for peo­ple, and I’m not being a brag­gart when I say: I’m good. I enjoy mak­ing com­put­ers work bet­ter, and I explain what I’m doing in friendly terms.  I usu­ally work in your home, but if I can do a bet­ter job by tak­ing your com­puter back to my work­bench, I’ll offer that. I’m good at dis­cern­ing whether the com­puter is the prob­lem — or whether you’re try­ing to do some­thing you shouldn’t (Doh!). If you want my advice while  buy­ing a com­puter you can bring me to the store. I may be able to save you money even after my fee, and you’ll get the right com­puter for your needs.

Also, I design busi­ness cards and fly­ers and such, like the ones you see here.

You can even call me and leave a mes­sage from right here, with this wid­get. Try it!

July 21st, 2009 by Andrew

Check out this CNN.com poll I found recently. 40 Years on and this is how Amer­ica per­ceives the great­est achieve­ment of mankind. I really couldn’t believe this when I saw it. (CNN also ran an arti­cle on the per­sis­tence of the hoax moon land­ing conspiracy.)

MoonLandingsFakedPoll

14%? REALLY? More than one out of eight people?

If there really is a moon land­ing con­spir­acy and thou­sands of peo­ple are in on it as well as some of our nations most bloated bureau­cra­cies, you really believe that Buzz Aldrin punched that guy in the face (see CNN clip below at the 2:45 mark) for noth­ing then by the tran­si­tive prop­erty one must also believe that NASA is could be so very clever that they actu­ally flew a cou­ple guys up there to plant some evi­dence and brought them home.

Ever won­dered what would have hap­pened if they didn’t make it home? The Smok­ing Gun is there.

Snopes has the skinny on this footage, but I added it for good measure.

June 17th, 2009 by Andrew

I really hate awful ring­tones. The ones that come with your phone I believe are ter­ri­ble, and I think they are pur­posely bad to make you spend money on the provider’s tones. And then, you pay $3–5 for 30 sec­onds or less of music when you can get the same song for 99 cents on iTunes — and have the entire song! So for­get about all that mess.

http://www.makeownringtone.com/

Ok, I know the web­site is really cheesy and there are lots of ads, but the inter­face works very well and even though they directly e-mailed the mp3 to my phone, they haven’t spammed me. Here’s my new ringtone:

Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (ver­sion 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Down­load the lat­est ver­sion here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser.

So get rid of that stu­pid “Ver­i­zon Moods” fac­tory ring­tone and get a one that won’t embarass you. It’s free.

October 10th, 2008 by Andrew

GOOG 411

Impress your friends! neigh­bors! col­leagues! strangers!

1–800-GOOG-411 is my favorite Google prod­uct you’ve never heard of. It’s awe­some… instead of shelling out $1 to Ver­i­zon or AT&T to get 411 infor­ma­tion, Google pro­vides it for free, and con­nects you. It will even send you a text mes­sage with the address and phone num­ber of the busi­ness you’re call­ing about, also for free. I’ve prob­a­bly used it a dozen times, and it’s been accu­rate every time.

Being good at Google has turned into a mar­ketable skill for me. I’m work­ing on some­thing big right now, so stay tuned…

October 6th, 2008 by Andrew

I think I’ve dis­cov­ered a bug in the Picasa 3 beta. I was work­ing with some pho­tos that I wanted to import only tem­porar­ily so I named the folder to be cre­ated ‘temp’. The pho­tos never showed up. They existed on the hard drive but never appeared in the Picasa library. I imported them a cou­ple more times, nam­ing them temp 2 and temp 3. These showed up nor­mally. When I renamed the orig­i­nal ‘temp’ folder, it imme­di­ately was found by Picasa and then scanned. I can’t find a ref­er­ence to this anywhere.

Undoc­u­mented fea­ture”, or bug?

September 13th, 2008 by Andrew

Good friend  of mine Josh lives and works in Colum­bia, SC and in his spare time runs OpenSourceSociety.org, and I just added him to my blog roll. He’s a Linux jockey and a big­ger geek with a lot more knowl­edge than me, and does some really neat mashups with data feeds in his spare time like this:

It’s inter­est­ing to think about what ‘Open Source Soci­ety’ means. I won­der what else an Open Source Soci­ety could mean, if applied to polit­i­cal, soci­o­log­i­cal and behav­ioral mod­els. I’m glad he’s help­ing to define it. Go check him out! www.opensourcesocity.org

Also, on the side­bar notice the new AVL Weather mod­ule. Thanks to Josh!

September 11th, 2008 by Andrew

After 3 days of use on 4 dif­fer­ent com­put­ers and 2 oper­at­ing sys­tems, I can safely attest that Google Chrome is frickin sweet. Really, it’s been fun to be excited about a browser again. Fire­fox is near and dear for sure, but it had been a while since that love was new, and Chrome bur­nished the fad­ing flame. If you haven’t read the intro­duc­tory comic, which is com­plete with nerd-joke easter eggs (Tufte! 10^100!), I sug­gest you do. But if not, I came up with a way to describe the dif­fer­ence that Google Chrome makes.

Ok so let’s imag­ine your com­puter is a restau­rant. This gets bet­ter, I promise.

Any restau­rant has a kitchen. The kitchen is your CPU.

Restau­rants have patrons, too. And they all­lll want some­thing from the kitchen, that’s why they’re there.

But how do you get the instruc­tions to the kitchen and the food to the patrons?

Wait­ers.

Wait. What?

Wait­ers! And this is a fancy restau­rant, every table has its own waiter. The wait­ers are your processes, that list of things that comes up when Out­look crashes and you CTRL+ALT+DEL. And wait­ers are con­stantly are talk­ing to the patrons and the kitchen. And a good waiter ends up talk­ing more often to each side than a bad waiter.

So, exactly where does this get interesting?

First, the com­pe­ti­tion. Browsers like Inter­net Explorer and Fire­fox use more and more of your computer’s resources as web­sites get more com­pli­cated and do more; think of all of that Web 2.0 con­tent out there that we love. Now think of your fam­ily reunion.

A browser in this tory is really a big table of all your rel­a­tives. Lots of hun­gry peo­ple, and they all clamor for food, now. Oy. And of course you all sit at the same table. But the prob­lem is, a table only has one waiter. So for every­one to eat quickly, the waiter has to be really really good, and every­body has to order at the same time for every­one to get fed expe­di­ently. If your fat Uncle Ricky takes a while to fig­ure out whether to order the ranch or the bacon vinai­grette on his side salad, you know it’s going to take longer for the waiter to get around to you, and longer for every­one to eat. So every­thing on both sides has to work just right, or the ser­vice is bad. So maybe you don’t come back to this restaurant.

Google Chrome avoids this problem.

Chrome takes your big fam­ily the next time they go out and says, uh-uh, you can’t sit together this time, because any­way, not all of you need to sit together. You’re not all REALLY friends, you just share some DNA. You peo­ple should sit apart, at lots of dif­fer­ent tables, with… lots of dif­fer­ent wait­ers. Besides, your fat Uncle Ricky, he’s only a half Uncle because of your Grandad’s sec­ond mar­riage, so you don’t need to sit with him. You don’t need to wait for him to fig­ure out his dress­ing choice. It won’t make your food late. You’re cool. You’re food arrived right when you expected it, and you really feel like you had the ben­e­fit of hav­ing one waiter to your­self. Much bet­ter than that last place you went to, right?

So that’s the beauty of Google Chrome. Down­load a beta of the future and take it for a spin. There are some kinks, but it’s an extremely usable beta. Besides, Gmail is still in beta after 3+ years, so no rea­son to wait.