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• Using <3 in a sentence makes me H8 you. 2 days ago
• Just bent my goddamned fork on my goddamned burrito. 2 days ago
• Because there are two types of men in this world: those who drink the last beer in the house, and those who don't. 2 days ago
• Finding only one beer in my fridge makes me really glad I didn't accidentally take those slutty sisters home. 2 days ago
• @Wolven it is 90% awesome no lie 2 days ago
• @aRagingMuse I fare unfairly well. Support your local rockstar. 2 days ago
• Confused by the sight of an 8 with a 4. 2 days ago
• I'm drunk off my ass and I have 5 gigs in two states in the next 48 hours. Awesome. 2 days ago
• Yeah @twogentlemen are great, you should be here. #avlent 2 days ago
• Two Man Gentlemen Band at Altamont Brewery in West Asheville tonight. They are awesome, check them out. #avlent 2 days ago